Hi. My name is Justin Bieber, now that your reading this, you cannot get out.
When I was the age of 6, I was visited by the ghost of Christmas, and was cursed to never age and hit puberty. Now I'm a freaky little kid that is still at the age of 6 and tries to flirt with little girls at the age of 5. DEY SIT ON MAH LAP
I later married someone named pedo bear, but later broke up with her because she kept raping me. Now I have no balls, and was forced to have a sex change. I was later picked up by a hobo name Usher, who said OMAIGOSHHH!!1!ONE! And picked me up. Literally. I'm that small.
If you don't send this to over 9,000 people in a nanosecond, I will appear on your screen and start singing Baby while failing at break dancing. Have a nice day!